The best thing about having my folks on vacation for four days is the coffee. The man is so used to drinking strong, bold coffee that he's actually becoming a coffee bean. Seriously, I just saw him try to boil himself, it was terrible. I used to love a half a cup of his coffee in the morning because it would kick me right into gear but now, just a sip of his coffee is like super-fast-straight-to-the-vein-crack-cut-from-the-most-potent-coke-in-Columbia coffee. The texture is even worse too; if it were any thicker and darker, it would BE mud. Mud!!
I should double up the filters or replace caf with decaf one day cause this my friend, is getting ridiculous.